Me: Hey… How would you call an investigation crossover betwen Supernatural, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and Millenium?
Me: SuperTinkerNium… ?
Des: I CALL IT AN ORGASM.

THANKS DES.

He’s Control fuckin’ Control !

jensening-in-the-tardis:

FIRST I

THEN I

FIRST I

AND THEN I

BUT ALWAYS WITH LOVE.

poetry-for-fish:

the-padaway-of-life:

poetry-for-fish:

Her : You want to talk about it?

Me : LEAVE ME ALONE ! I’M JUST GONNA RIP OFF MY OVARIES … AAAAAAAAAAAAH

DES. THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, PUT YOUR OVARIES BACK IN YOUR TUMMY, NOW. YOU’RE SO CHILDISH. STOP IT.

NANA I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE HE CAN’T JUST TORTURE ME LIKE THAT…

I know he’s cruel…

poetry-for-fish:

Her : You want to talk about it?

Me : LEAVE ME ALONE ! I’M JUST GONNA RIP OFF MY OVARIES … AAAAAAAAAAAAH

DES. THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, PUT YOUR OVARIES BACK IN YOUR TUMMY, NOW. YOU’RE SO CHILDISH. STOP IT.

poetry-for-fish:

• Nana: … PENIS, SERIOUSLY ?! WHAT IS THIS FUCKING REQUEST ?! xDDDDDDD
• Des: XDDDD I DON’T KNOW
• Des: A PENIS IS A PENIS IS A PENIS
• Nana: xDDDDD A PENIS IS A PENIS IS A PENIS.
• Des: XDD
• Des: WHAT IS THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN
• Nana: …
• Nana: A penis. [I’ve wrote “A pneis” first then I’ve corrected]
• Des: XD
• Des: IS A PENIS
• Nana: PNEIS ?! WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY ? THE DICK IS BEHIND THE BALLS ?
• Des: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
• Des: SHUT UP XD
• Nana: xDDDD UGH. IT’S JUST FUGLY.

I think we have SERIOUS issues. AND THIS PLEASES ME.

• Me: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldcg5tkb2K1qc9p5ko1_500.jpg I don’t always like this joke. Depends on the boy in fact… BUT FOR MISHA/CAS, I’M OKAY.
• Des: FOR YOU?
• Des: ALWAYS XD
• Me: XDDD THIS.
• Des: BITCH DO YOU THINK I CLOSE THEM?
• Me: EVEN WHEN YOU’RE 40 MILES AWAY FROM ME, THEY’RE OPEN.
• Des: ALWAYS
• Des: ALWAYS READY FOR THE LORD
• Me: COME AND GET MY LOVE.
• Me: BUT GRIP IT TIGHT.
• Des: PRAISE HIM
• Me: HALLELUJAH.
• Me: Okay, alright, next book : Sexuality in Castianity. xD
• Des: BITCH YOU WROTE SEXUALITY TWICE
• Me: AND YOU’RE RIGHT.